Mandatory Bloggery- Chop Chop!

Going full ham up in this bitch!

Pork belly to make your mouth water and your stomach feel pleasure.

And burgers! Costco patties are actually pretty darn good at a very reasonable price. Bulk up!

This made my fucking day. DAYUM!

It ain't a party without bacon.

Beans and leftover flank steak.

On the left side of the bun is some charred cheese from the pan. I ate that shit and I loved it.

Judge if you will. I'm too busy clogging the shit outta my arteries. 

More bacon, duh.

Bacon avocado cheeseburger and some beans with leftover flank steak!

I know how to shove it my suckhole too!

They were great but I'm still a huge fan of the pepperoni ones.

In case y'all aren't aware, Robinson street bridge is up and running again.

People started building odstacles again! Sick!

Parking block flat bars. Chunky as shit. Not easy to boardslide. Not for my fat ass atleast.

Wondering what Butterface is doing?

He's gettin' himself a chopping block! CHOP CHOP!

Rollin' that shitlog along.

Classic.

Probably one of my favorite Seinfeld episodes ever.

EatFiend fucking shirts look better with a sweat stain on them.

Get yers today if you can.

De'Angelos pizza is holding it down again.

Beard and hair are making a comeback!

Speaking of beards....... poker night!

Such a beautiful man.

I wasn't doing too bad in the game, if I may say so.

Psyched to see that Craigosaur was rocking his T!

O'Cruddle. The fattest cat I know.

At this point I was completely blacked out. Filibertos Mexican food is always good to me.

Literally a screen shot. Drunk as shit.

The next morning I found my belt and shoes like this. If I'm going shoeless, I was probably full fucking caveman status.

Oscar.

Birdhouse.

My parents grow some big ass tomatoes.

Eat
Fucking
Fiend

-Sgt.Baconator

Mandatory Bloggery- Birthday Grinds

I made it to 32, that would be my 11 year anniversary of being a drunk.

Skate camping.

Forever thankful that I get to do this a couple of times a year.

Shockus park. I always post up her because it's closest to the drinking fountain, but also it's where Shockus would scratch grinds.

Nothing ever comes 1st try. Especially on my birthday.

Trying to show the kids "how it's done".

Can't keep this 32 year old sweaty taint down!

WormTits greeted me at home with an awesome present!

Then I ate some leftover flank steak and beans.

Later on, dinner with the family! It was my forst time here and it didn't disappoint.

Better than Ruth Chris in my opinion.

Can't say no to key lime pie. Wasn't able to get a pic of my steak dinner due to the low lighting. Yep, no flash on my camera. Deal with it.

Then my mom gave me the best gift ever! An original "Skee Skate".

Back when skateboards were considered a childs toy. Not a mode of transportation, a way to make a living, etc....

So rad. Couldn't have asked for a better day.

I nerded out pretty hard on this thing.

More post birthday grinds. This time it was at PQ park.

I think Dolan ended up getting 3rd place. I hope Lurkville turns him pro soon.

This was too fucking good. Mike V. banged out another rad part and totally captured the fun and true essence of quiver shredding.

Local favorite, Jimmy Cao. SD represent! SKATE MAFIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Sweet panorama I took at Poods park. Can't get enough of that place.

It was a great day, barely anyone there.

Caught this kid learning 50-50's for the first time. Just watching him got me so stoked.

I have yet to scratch grinds on this thing. To psyched on the plaza.

A perfect way to end the week.

Eatfiend

-Sgt.Baconator