The unofficial larb eatery

From Ghetto to Gourmet, from Pabst to Perignon, EatFiend is where you will find pictures of food, skateboarding, the ways of the Almighty Larb and drunken ramblings about pictures of food.

Thursday, November 15, 2018

Mandatory Bloggery- Return to Chicago Chinanigans

Gag-zooks it's been a minute....
Biscuit got real sick and it's been a long road to recovery.
Long story short, he is doing better. Photos will be posted, but in the meantime, I've got alot of catching up to do! The following events took place on August 5th, 2018...
Enjoy!
 My traditional pre-fight anxiety drink. I love white Russians.
 Later SD.
Coronado Island
 Crazy that Naval Air Station  takes up about %60 of the Island.
 Every now and then, I'd look down and see crop circles.
 Five hour flight and straight to a train. We were hungry already!
 Alcohol monitor ankle anklet.
 Hello Chi-Town!
 Dusted.
 If these small streets could talk...
 Wonderous on the blood, sweat and beers that must have gone into making this city.
 I'm in love with it.
 It was raining, but that didn't stop me from snapping pics of some random skatespots.
 Heaven does exist.
 Forever embedded in my brain. Always reminds of Josh Kalis' part in Alien Workshop's "Mind Field".
Looming towers everywhere.
Mandatory river shot.
And architecture that reminds me of the old Batman movies.
We found a place called 'Timmy O'Tooles'.
Nice sports bar that was down stairs. Probably had a hundred flat screen tv's with ever sport you could think of.
Marc and I ended up taking on the $25 burger challenge. This beast was called the "Big Timmy Challenge".
Loaded with two half pound angys beef patties, swiss, mozzarella, cheddar, jack cheeses, lettuce, tomato, pickle, red onion, bacon, bbq sauce and Irish nachos (french fries with cheese, sour cream and chives). This thing was no joke, weighing in at 3 pounds of food!
MARC WAS FUCKING HUNGRY!!!
I ate the burger and a few fries, but then I hit the wall. My goal and aspirations to finish a food challenge in Chicago was all but diminishing.
Once the melted cheese became rock hard and the fries became cold, I couldn't taker another bite.
But I did order another beer!
Marc was unfazed. Proud of you, bub!
Free shirt, I'm jealous.
Then it was off to check into our hotel room for some Fireball shots.
See the window washers?
Another token river shot.
Legendary Chicago Tribune. 
Then, somehow the next morning we gravitated towards a nice divey bar around 10a.m. to wet our whistles and meet up with the rest of the squad.
My kinda dive.
Filled with all kinds of random crap on the walls to please your eye.
No complaints here.
Serve yourself!
These type of bars are a dying breed. Very rarely seen in San Diego nowadays.
Robbie and Pat had arrived!
As did Stinky-Mike!
Moment before he fell off the fence straight to his back like a drunken turtle.
'Tis a mere scratch.
'Fieldhouse Jones' was the name of our hostel.
It was a hip trendy place with an old 50's/60's gymnasium sports vibe.
*Immediately passes out.
Yes, I did tie his shoes to the bunk bed!
Why do we have bunk beds? I don't know, maybe it's 'cuz I want to have a 6th grade camp vibe with my best bubs. Maybe it's 'cuz I want my best bubs to hear me snore all night long. Maybe it's 'cuz we all haven't played 'BattleShits" in a long, long, time.
It was a bubmance that was long overdue.
Plus, it's always good to see Pat put the smackdown on Mikey.
 Still friend!
Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Off to old familiar sights!
From five years ago...
Love the Roman-esque vibe in Chicago.
I also love dinosaurs.
And old beasts.
Still haven't been inside.
Mikey rules Chi-Town.
The night time is the right time!
Bills vs. Bears! Pre season. It was meaningless, yet fun.
Like herding puppies with special needs.
Pat looks like a farting dinosaur. Actually, he's showing off the scraped shin he sustained when he fell onto the poor fifty year old lady and her husband while he was drunkenly babbling to them.
It was actually quite funny.
Another sight seeing destination I wanted to check out.
The fountain from the intro to "Married With Children". Been looking at this fountain spew water since I was a kid.
Robbie didn't have a beer for his poor empty hand. Love you, bub!
Off to Miller's Pub!
Continued in part 2!

-EATFIEND-

Friday, October 12, 2018

Mandatory Bloggery- Chris Larue Pro Party Pics @ Pacific Drive Skateboard Shop / TRIBUTE

When I received word from Tyron and Julian, owners of Lurkville Skateboards that they were going to turn the bub, Chris Larue pro, I was so giddy. The problem was.....
...The problem was it was a difficult task to spread the word while maintaining a low profile secret.
Meaning, don't blow the surprise!
Brockman rolled over early to have a beer and help me decorate the cake. 
This is the second cake we here at EATFIEND HQ have engineered for the bub. 
The first one was a Bart Simpson cake!
The bub Andrew Elliott cruised down from the LBC. Clinebell and Derm, with beer in tow!
No-face Truman.
Friends
We met in the alley behind Pacific Drive skateboard shop in Pacific Beach, CA.
The bubs bparents made it out for the big surprise!
Seeing his Dad, I totally see where he gets his long hair from.
SURPRISE, BUB!
"What is my Dad doing at my work?" - Chris Larue
Fully sinking in. Maximum stoke!
Lefty with the smooches.
HYPED!
Well deserved beer. The bub has been killing it for as long as I've known him.
Proud of you bub!
Lefty keeping it at level 11.
He worked really fucking hard for it. Coverage in Transworld Skateboarding magazine, Lowcard and Typical Culture zine!
Shameless self promotion of a vid I made a four years back.
Hid Dad was super hyped.
More Larue madness.
Obligatory cake photo.
After all, Brockman and I put a bit of work into it.
The moment I took this pic I was scared the cake was gonna slide off the cutting board.
Thankfully it didn't.
The cake didn't survive since I smashed it into his face out of joyous glee.
He rocked the shit outta that icing.
Afterwards, we took a dip in the Pacific ocean. It was my first time in the water in about two years.
Mr. David J. Nook
King of the renegade.
And fakie.
CHEERS EVERYONE! I LOVE YOU ALL!

-EATFIEND-

Thursday, October 4, 2018

Video- "They Say" a Cameron McIntosh Film

SD coming in strong with this heavy edit...
You see that wallie Chris Larue did? How big were those sketchy gaps in the ground?...
Enjoy!

-EATFIEND-