Mandaotry Bloggery

This is a food blog right? Not!

Its pretty damn obvious that I'm having a darn good time!

Not that I need to tell you that. EatFiend is moving up in the importance of your mind. You will love it. You will see it. You will live it.

 Bored at work. Drawing pictures of food is a good way to kill time and make you crave pizza.

 Jammin' Super Smash Bros. for the Game Cube. Y'know, if you don't feel like skating.

 New Zero Chucks limited edition with the red skulls on them. Courtesy of this guy.

 Kikuya sushi. Spicy tuna roll, california roll, gyoza....

 fried tempura, and marinated beef teriyaki with a shit load of onions and green bell peppers. This place is rad.

 Found my new favorite snack. Big ass Ritz cracker filled with cheese.

 Cheeeeeeesssssseeeeeeeeee!!!!

 Does anybody remember "Nacho Canyon"? It couldn't be defeated...

 BornRetards. People outta start crank-calling EasternBoarder asking if they sell BornRetard boards.

Pizza rules.

 Everybody should comment on this photo of BornRetard and start the 2nd Annual Haters Ball!

Trick of the day: Frontside wall ride on me, by Gareth Stehr. Miss you ya damn kiwi. Cicra 2004? '05? '06? Who knows, good times nonetheless. 

Don't stray too far...

Something special coming soon...

Eat

Fucking

Fiend

-Sgt.Baconator

Adventures With Capt.HamBone

Somedays you eat the bar and other days the bar eats you.

Being studious and trying to earn a college degree can be very stressful (school sucks) to those of us that don't like to be told what to do. This is an appropriate way to burn some steam. 

 Mr.DonGately himself. "No fotografia por favor."

 Marcatello doin' a gut check.

 It's happy hour so drinks are $1.50 for wells! Kadans rules!

 A shit load of alcohol and 5 hour energy drinks between these two...

 Then things started to get sexy...

 And the show started!

 Any given day at Kadan you can find WormTits workin' for drinks.

 "Tee-Hee!"

 "You want this?" The bartender didn't even care and I bet the crusty ol' drunk ladies were gettin' there ya-yas off.

 In case yer wondering what it would look like to have WormTits go down on ya.

 Look at the honkers!

 The show must go on.

 At this point we are drinking triples. Absolute madness.

Then PrivateHamBone left with some adobada nachos in hand to head home. DonGately and I were left to our own devious plans.

 Then I came home to my PrivateHamBone passed out on some girls lap.

Good night sweet prince.

Eat

Fucking

Fiend

-Sgt.Baconator

Mandatory Bloggery

A Nite On the Town

 Not sure when this photo was taken but it immediately bummed me out. BornRetard style. 

 Saw this sick tat on a old guys leg in Albertsons. He also had a buncha Simpsons (not shown) characters too.

 This thing...

 Brockman front 5-0 this beast, warm up style.

 And Stinky-Mike! 

 Headed out to the bar the other nite and saw Barrio(Mike). Lotta Mikes these days.

 Yes Capt.Kangaroos had a big bowl of satanic salad before we hit the pub.

 TowerBarMike with ColonelAsshole (also Mike).

 1:50a.m. last call at Ould Sod. TowerBarMike lookin' rough.

 Things got hazy.

And nachos for the walk home.

Who could it be now?

Eat

Fucking

Fiend

-Sgt.Baconator

Something New For Trash Like You

First ever EatFiend promo.

Random clips from cruising around with the homies and my recent trip to Long Beach.

Enjoy.

Eat

Fucking

Fiend

-Sgt.Baconator

Mandatory Bloggery

Maximum Carnage

Back at ya with yet another entertaining Mandatory Bloggery. Witness the carnage that is my life. Everything gets destroyed in our paths! Whether it be food, booze or anything skateable... we'll get some. Now after you read this go treat yerself to a burger and a brew.

 Obligatory warm-up spot. 10 foot bowl at Memorial Park. I got nothing for it except some heavy carvage but these dudes ripped it.

 How do you inflate the price of griptape by 100% you ask? Put hot chicks on it. Duh. I prefer this dude's style more.

 By todays standards these would be considered low ledge's. The one on the left starts at about a foot. The second one is beastly.

 Anybody see the commercial where a bunch of bears are eating ice cream at Dairy Queen?

 This kid comes to the park and his do follows him. Skatepark dog!

 Mandatory Wing N Things.

 Sometimes at 3a.m. you gotta let everybody know that yer rocking out to Detroit Rock City. A personal favorite.

 Chicken sausage, pastrami and eggs. D-fucking-Licous.

 I'd like to thank Dave @ TWS for hooking up a session at there private skatepark....

 And the pizza! Hells yes!

 This place was so fun. Every time I slammed I slid on the nice smooth ground. 

 A different time, a Mancave time...

 Slammin' bones and flickin' eachother off!

 And graced with a robots presence.

 Capt.Wormtits, what are you eating?

 Fried pork chops of course!

 Quickly demolished. Mr.DonGatelyHimself- "No fotographia!"

 And WormTits' tits continue to get larger. Time for a mammogram Bub!

 Gyro salad with pita bread and french fries.

 May I introduce to the world (spare)"Ribs" my pet cactus. He's got lots of room to get fat and make papa proud!

 For any of the HellRose dude's out there that may come across this: BBQ OR DIE!

 Zeus doing his best to pretend he doesn't hear BornRetard talking.

 NotoriousB.O.B.!!!! "I CAN'T READ!!!"

 ItWasTheLight with none other than BornRetard in tow. He did however show me this kick ass vid that Im sure we'll all like.

 Some kick ass cocktail wieners. 

Pizza bowl with green bell peppers, ground sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms, marinara sauce and mozarella cheese. So darn good!

Eat

Fucking

Fiend

Sgt.Baconator