Mandatory Bloggery- LadyLarb's Birthday and Cody's Big Day

The food and booze train just keeps on coming!
Let's grab this beast by the horns and show it a good time, shall we?

Special croissants from Cadermaran down the street.

Burrito party. You know how we do...

I get around...

Pac is da homie! Same birthday!

Look at that grip tape!

Love it.

The bub Mikey Ratt combined his records and junk store with Puss In Boots Vintage and it all feels just so right!

Speaking of feeling right, it was LadyLarbs birthday!

Gotta surprise the babe with multiple pies!

Pies for the cutie pie!

She was hyped but more concerned she would drop them due to the cutting board weighing in at about 15 pounds,

Happy birthday babe!

Candles lasted just long enough for a photo opportunity.

The next morning it was off to a wedding so naturally I started the day off with some mimosa's!

Thank you for being a friend!

Larbsgiving leftovers for breakfast?

Sure, why the hell not.

May as well make it a spicy breakfast Larbsgiving bowl!

Sri racha all over that bitch!

Then it was off to see the bub Cody get married. Way to go bub!

These people made GucciBuckTim! Love these two!

"Thanks for coming, blah blah blah..."

The food and alcohol selection was on point! Unlike my focus...

Then it was on to Jimmy giving the best man speech. It would have been awkward (and it was), had not the maid of honor getting all emotional. But hey, I ain't complaining! Good times!

 Cake time!

It was tasty!

Mike flashing his fat wad.

Table 13 with all the bad kids. The McKenzie twins were there and I was hyped!

Fucking killing it!

Gotta love a good photo booth with good friends!

Then it was on to some serious business. Open fuckin' bar!

Then the real shit show started... Big boy picks up bigger boy.

Job well done Cody, yer the fucking shit and I love you!

Now lets go skate.

EatFiend

-Sgt.Baconator

Mandatory Bloggery- Larbsgiving 2015

Larbsgiving was a doozy this year. At some point I was on auto-pilot mode and don't remember alot of shit.
The holidays are a time for making memories, fortunately you guys are better at that than I am...

At the grocery store getting beer and I saw this shit. It was disgusting. One sip and I was over it. Way too sugary.

Our CommanderNBeef was in town for the festivities.

Here he is, slapping the shit outta some drum sticks.

Oh yea! Thanksgiving Jell-O shots./

Boom!

Cheese plate, salami and wine all set to go! This platter did not last long.

Meat & Bone

Spicy ground sausage balls being prepped to go in the oven. Sitting gloriously in bbq sauce.

Don't forget the jalapenos!

And some Sri-racha sauce to get into the Larbsgiving spirit.

We want that booty blasting the next morning.

Much better shot.

WormTits was handling all of the bacon and gravy duties. The two corners to a well balanced food pyramid.

Guess what's at the top of the pyramid? That's right! Jameson!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!..............."

The bird was fully cooked!

Thanks to DonaldGately who nailed it on cooking the bird. The meat was moist and tender!

We were killing it. See the bannana pudding pie in the upper left corner?That was a huge hit. Thanks VeronaKitty!

BK, Craig-o-saur, Val...

Larue, BeerBongin'Brockman..... The feast was on!

Larue holding down the camp vibes.

House was packed with about 15 hungry and thirsty beings!

Our CommanderNBeef blacked out while I was teaching him how to make a bacon wrap. After he finished his weave he loaded it with stuffing, potatoes, turkey and gravy! Eat Fucking Fiend!

KingBaby nailed it in the beef department. Hence there wasn't much left afterwards.

Stabby stab time.

Pork belly mania!

After blacking out for the rest of the evening I woke up not craving Thanksgiving at all. Instead I wanted a breakfast bowl. That's how I do!

On my way to Thanksgiving with the family, I saw a rainbow. 

It was a good day.

Saw this at my moms house, she is a collector of all things eclectic and weird. Here we have some maids from another time.

EatFiend

-Sgt.Baconator