EatFiend @ URBN

Looking for a craft beer/coal fired pizza joint?

Look no further, bub.

URBN is located at 3085 University Ave. San (whales vagina) Diego , CA. 92104

Lots of seating, not too loud and good air circulation. I hate a stuffy bar.

 No PBR her, but that's ok. When I'm out and about with my old lady I don't mind splurging.

 Had the cured salami pizza with green bell pepper. 

Makes me wonder if the salami is TheMeatMen?.....

All of there pizza's are thin crust, super greasy and savory.

 And I give you the meatball pizza with mutha fuckin' ricotta cheese, bitches.

Bet yer tits I ate the shit outta' both pies.

 I saved a couple of slices for WormTits. And showed a little love....

 And a simple reminder that he's a fat cunt.

In the end, joke was on him. I taxed a little of each slice.

This growin' boy has gotta eat.

Eat

Fucking

Fiend

-Sgt.Baconator