This is very overdue but I gotta catch up. After a nice day of skating what better way than to Bbq or Die!
3lbs. of 85/15 ground beef. Crushed a half row of Ritz crackers into the beef and poured half a bottle if J.D. Bbq sauce along with some salt n peppa.
Of course the mandatory Jager shots that come along with cooking. I got the tall boy!
Get some coals going. Bbq or Die!
Our birthday boy.
The Jager was consumed by the hungry clan.
A hair sandwich?
Cheers Capt. Kangaroo! Capt.Bald doin' the best he can to block his face out.
After getting a good pre dinner buzz on the burgers were done. Grocery store had jalapeno-cheese buns on sale for super cheap. These buns seriously raised the bar. Good bread can make it or break it sometimes.
I don't know why but for some reason this is my best Tim Williams impersonation. Miss ya Bub.
I pretty much inhaled my burger.
Capt.Kangaroo enjoying his burger and a cold Corona compliments of me!
ItWasTheLight was hyped!
Clearly the Jager and PBR were taking over. Things were definitely getting weird.
Then the shit show started. BornRetards way of thinking was as jacked as his cigarette. This is moments before Jeff got down on his hands and knees behind him, and I shuv'd the shit outta him causing him to fall backwards. Fell right in the middle of the kitchen. It was a real gas!
Consequently when he fell it ripped off this gross wart of his elbow and he started bleeding wart-blood all over the place. Guess the joke was on me. But I don't regret it.
Inside the MenDen Capt.Stinky came of with a new way for us to entertain ourselves. One armed pull ups! Note: Christian was the only one that could do a whole one-armed pull up. That rafter wood ain't easy the grip though.
BornRetard doing what he does best, making people want to distance themselves from him.
MenDen full of lurkers.
Good times were had.
Don't remember this one. For obvious reasons....
Meanwhile Capt.Sahi was ripping!
Signing out.
Eat Fucking Fiend
-Sgt. Baconator
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