Mandatory Bloggery- BarrioMike Pro Party/ Executive Suite Bathroom

 Welcom back fellow EatFiends of the world! Did ya miss me?!?!?

Probably not.

Let's move on. As I stated in the last Mandatory Bloggery I'm trying to be much more dedicated to this beautiful harry baby beast we call EatFiend.

 Epic shit from Deer Man of Darkwoods. So fucking metal!

 Shits gonna get hectic! Can't wait to make some homemade pizza!

 Craaaaaaaaab people! Craaaaaaaaaaaab people! Walk like Crab, talk like people!

 Sushi

 Lurkville Skateboards threw a surprise pro party for our good friend and team rider BarrioMike.

 Yea buddy!

 Lurking outside Route44.

 This sexy fucker is @SorryEntertainer and if you like art and skateboarding, then you should know him by now. Check out "MeetTheLurkers". Balls to the walls. Good job bub!

 Late to the wallride session. Too busy drinking free beer.

 Egg and ham breakfast on the go.

 Mac N Cheese creation in the mix. Didn't get a picture of the final product. Doh!

 But you can bet the house it had plenty of meat in it.

 Don't trash where ya splash.

 Ghostbusters mobile. Wasn't it called the Ecto-Cooler? Or was that there version of Hi-C.....

  So rad.

As is tradition. 

Drunk in the wee hours of the nite....

...thats when you start listening to shitty punk music. The stuff BornRetard is really into.

Getting classy at a wedding.

Good looking meal right there.

Had a good time with GucciBuckTim and CodySTM. Bumme Tim already went back to Oz.

If you haven't been to Hodad's yer blowing it. A bunch of skaters work there and make some greedy ass burgers. EatFiend@Hodad's post coming in the near future.

Tim was psyched.

Whats he doing over there?....

Bbq action.

Tim also had time to come by the park for a minute. Backside tail slide action.

PrivateWormTits fucked up his ankle. Playing softball of all fucking things.

Didn't try it. Figured I'd get a shot instead.

Dinner time.

Thats a friggin man's meal right there.

Biscuit...

... loves the camera!

At The Field with BornRetard. Post downtown skate session.

Sometimes you get wasted and make a shit load of food....

... only to end up praying to the dinosaur god's.

Lurkville-burlesque art. Black Flag style.

Ready for poker.

WormTits can't hang.

Fat Boy's deli rules.

#catsonacid

Drinking in the back yard! Larb life!

Text book by Butterface. So buttery.

Executive Suite bathroom. So psyched to see this when I'm at work, hungover about to shit myself.

Cody setting up a new board.

Double pepperoni and feta cheese.

Down for the count.

Fucking 'bladers.

Duck party of records at the thrift store.

Curbing it...

Enjoy this gem by the "Lonely Island". So epic.

EatFiend

-Sgt.Baconator

Sahi Chronicles 15- Where Dat Edit At

So hyped that fellow EatFiend movement supporter Capt.Sahi

came out with this edit of him and his bub's shredding a secret d.i.y. spot. 

Also check out "Losian" YouTube channel to kill away the boredom. I know I will.

EatFiend

-Sgt.Baconator

Mandatory Bloggery: Crunch Time

Hello there viewers (all 8 of you). It's crunch time in my personal life and my phone is getting full of content.....

That clearly means only one thing, I've once again been neglecting the blog. 

Sorry for living.

Here's some pics to get you through the day. Every pic has a story to tell.

Rancho Penasquitos skatepark 

Foreigners in a foreign land. These guys were speaking French or German...

...who knows. They were gnarly. Ollie double set first try.

 Then the dude lipslid the double set rail first try. Gnarboots.

 Dead cat in the gutter. Got smoked by a car probably the nite before. I pulled over off the freeway off-ramp to snap this pic. Look at the blood!

 Biscuit may hate the fact that he's not allowed outside but thats 'cuz I don't want to find him in the gutter. (see pic above)

 Speaking of dead cats, who love beef brisket? I sure do!

 So sexy. Nice and pink in the middle. Am I talking about brisket here?

 "I'd let to get fur all over yer clean laundry!"

-Biscuit

 Good jams. Found this gem in the cd player after I bought my Volvo form Charlie Thomas.

Now I tell people "Y'know, this use to be Charlie Thomas' car..."

Kinda like how George Castanza thought he bought John Voit's car. Hilarious!

 Pink drink and the Baker/Deathwish tour vid. Love it.

 It's always fun to cook a pound of bacon in the wee hours of the night for yer friends. Makes the house smell all sexy with bacon!

 Oink oink

 Put that shit on a hot dog bun!

 DeAngelos pizza. Pepperoni and feta cheese. Thats my shit.

 Saw a guy walking a huge bunny rabbit on a leash. Thing was sick!

 Lets get weird!

 Biscuit, upset that he's not allowed outside. Womp womp.

 Healthy looking burgers, snarf.

 It was supposed to be meade but ended up tasting like some of the nastiest toilet wine I've ever had.

 Old miles, new car.

 Reynolds 3 high tops. Loved them.

 Getting weird on beer.

 Quesadilla

 I seriously doubt these taste anything like watermelon.

 Heat seeking popsicle.

 WormTits pouring the shots. 4th of July.

 Cinnamon flavored black out.

 Craigosaur showing up in style.

 Butterface handling ramp duties.

 Back of a camper I randomly saw.

 Whats wrong with my t.v.? Oh, you mean Stinky swung the Wii remote so hard the batteries flew out of the remote and hit the screen. What the fuck. Rodney was bummed his head shot was fucked.

 Pre softball game sugar fix.

 Guy on the lower right looks like BornRetard.

 More retards. Smoking meth and huffing jenkem in the corner of Memorial park.

 Kitty is getting bugger!

 Burgers and corn-on-the-cob

 Gayboy with an ollie at the legendary murder bump in downtown. BornRetard wishes he possessed speed and pop.

 BornRetard's board got mildly squished by that truck on the left.

 No make.

 No make.

New haircut. Probably the last one for a while...

EatFiend

-Sgt.Baconator