The unofficial larb eatery

From Ghetto to Gourmet, from Pabst to Perignon, EatFiend is where you will find pictures of food, skateboarding, the ways of the Almighty Larb and drunken ramblings about pictures of food.

Friday, September 13, 2013

Sahi Chronicles 15- Where Dat Edit At

So hyped that fellow EatFiend movement supporter Capt.Sahi
came out with this edit of him and his bub's shredding a secret d.i.y. spot. 

Also check out "Losian" YouTube channel to kill away the boredom. I know I will.

EatFiend

-Sgt.Baconator

Monday, September 9, 2013

Mandatory Bloggery: Crunch Time

Hello there viewers (all 8 of you). It's crunch time in my personal life and my phone is getting full of content.....
That clearly means only one thing, I've once again been neglecting the blog. 
Sorry for living.
Here's some pics to get you through the day. Every pic has a story to tell.
Rancho Penasquitos skatepark 
Foreigners in a foreign land. These guys were speaking French or German...
...who knows. They were gnarly. Ollie double set first try.
 Then the dude lipslid the double set rail first try. Gnarboots.
 Dead cat in the gutter. Got smoked by a car probably the nite before. I pulled over off the freeway off-ramp to snap this pic. Look at the blood!
 Biscuit may hate the fact that he's not allowed outside but thats 'cuz I don't want to find him in the gutter. (see pic above)
 Speaking of dead cats, who love beef brisket? I sure do!
 So sexy. Nice and pink in the middle. Am I talking about brisket here?
 "I'd let to get fur all over yer clean laundry!"
-Biscuit
 Good jams. Found this gem in the cd player after I bought my Volvo form Charlie Thomas.
Now I tell people "Y'know, this use to be Charlie Thomas' car..."
Kinda like how George Castanza thought he bought John Voit's car. Hilarious!
 Pink drink and the Baker/Deathwish tour vid. Love it.
 It's always fun to cook a pound of bacon in the wee hours of the night for yer friends. Makes the house smell all sexy with bacon!
 Oink oink
 Put that shit on a hot dog bun!
 DeAngelos pizza. Pepperoni and feta cheese. Thats my shit.
 Saw a guy walking a huge bunny rabbit on a leash. Thing was sick!
 Lets get weird!
 Biscuit, upset that he's not allowed outside. Womp womp.
 Healthy looking burgers, snarf.
 It was supposed to be meade but ended up tasting like some of the nastiest toilet wine I've ever had.
 Old miles, new car.
 Reynolds 3 high tops. Loved them.
 Getting weird on beer.

 Quesadilla
 I seriously doubt these taste anything like watermelon.
 Heat seeking popsicle.
 WormTits pouring the shots. 4th of July.
 Cinnamon flavored black out.
 Craigosaur showing up in style.
 Butterface handling ramp duties.
 Back of a camper I randomly saw.
 Whats wrong with my t.v.? Oh, you mean Stinky swung the Wii remote so hard the batteries flew out of the remote and hit the screen. What the fuck. Rodney was bummed his head shot was fucked.
 Pre softball game sugar fix.
 Guy on the lower right looks like BornRetard.
 More retards. Smoking meth and huffing jenkem in the corner of Memorial park.
 Kitty is getting bugger!
 Burgers and corn-on-the-cob
 Gayboy with an ollie at the legendary murder bump in downtown. BornRetard wishes he possessed speed and pop.
 BornRetard's board got mildly squished by that truck on the left.
 No make.
 No make.
New haircut. Probably the last one for a while...

EatFiend

-Sgt.Baconator

Saturday, August 31, 2013

EatFiend-Retard Edits Part 1&2

Who gives a fuck what's rad.
Heres to what gets you psyched!
I proudly introduce to you...

EatFiend-Retard Edit
   
&

EatFiend-Retard Edit Part 2
 Eat
Fucking
Fiend

-Sgt.Baconator

 

Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Mandatory Blogger: Fast Times at EatFiend High

Life moves pretty fast, sometimes too fast.
I feel the need to be constantly taking pics of food, booze, shredding, retardation, quiet moments, hilarious moments...
You get the picture. Enjoy it. Or if yer memory gets hazey. Just check back here at EatFiend to jog that old memory of yers!
 Mexican inspired Creature board. I found it hilarious.
 Nerd joke foe CommanderNBeef.
 This is one of my last days riding the loser cruiser.
Guy staring at the ground. He looked so bummed.
 Bloody toe. Hard to see. Trolley stop.
 "They see me rollin', the hatin'...."
 Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
 This dude was sick as fuck. Steel toe boots, leather jacket and native American jewelry. So bad ass. 
 Gang of Kramers.
 Enter the "Blue Raja"! Yes I love Mystery Men and Hank Azaria.
 Watermelon time.
 Bbq or die.
 Cheers big ears!
 Soooooooooooo good!
 Donald Gately after swiggin a shot down. "Ugh!"
 El Michaelangelo es muy guapo Roberto....
He's got fuckin black hair..... and 'stache.
 LordBlah don't give a fuck.
 He's mackin' in the kitchen.
 "Ayyyyyyyy"
 Halloween, 2005 maybe. Capt.KangaRue and I.
He drank a flask of Jim Beam and ate too much chocolate. The he started barfing, and I felt the need to catch that barf. Good times bub!
 Rancho Penasquitos park. One of my favorites!
 How I feel atleast once a week.
 Bff's.
 Mexican candy.
 Yea Buddy!
 Oceanside Melba Bishop skatepark. This place rules.... if yer willing to sit in 5 freeway traffic for it.
 Sector 9 bowl party. Blurry Scooter shredding.
 Thing was fun but Im too fat to reach the coping.
 Skate art. Butterface is not impressed.
 This is Dowdy, he runs Typical Culture. The sickest 'zine ran outta San Diego! Peep the website ya blowhards.
 Free cheeseburgers!
 Chocolate anus' for those of you that like to eat butthole...
 Speaking of butthole, its lunch time!
 Kids at the park are wrapping Rice Krispy treat bars in Fruit by the Foots. Creating a sugar buzz of epic proportions! Especially when they wash it down with Mountain Dew.
 Carmel Valley park. That bowl is gnarly.
 In N Out. Thats my shit right there.
 Issac got a job at Route 44 and Im happy for him.

 Poker nite.
 I lost, needless to say.

 Skeleton to my ramp. Nobody wants to skate it with me. Waaaaaaaaah!
 Bbq or fuckin die!
 I love this place.
 Fuckin mouth watering.
Monkey paw.

EatFiend

-Sgt.Baconator