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Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Holy Hell the Good Times are Gonna Kill Me. X-Mas post.

Been a minute since my last post. The good times just keep comin' on from Christmas to New Years Eat!
 Most of the evenings would end this way just as easily as they start that way.
 Drunken Private Hambone gracing us with his extensive Social D selection.
 Stinky pickin' up his own stink.
 Don't ever fuck with a man thats got a bag of shit.
 My good 'ol mom hooked me up with some homemade macaroni and cheese. Not that cheap "mac-n-cheese" shit. This is the real deal. Elbow macaroni, diced tomatoes and chunks of real cheese. Add some panko bread crumbs on top and bake that shit Wham! you got yerself some damn good eatin' right there. The only thing that would make it better......
 Oh Yeah! Some tasty savory bacon!
 Gotta have plenty of the 'ol red, white and blue to keep the palate clean. A good Larb can hold 3 cans of brew with one hand!
 Throw some chopped up bacon into that macaroni and cheese and you got something real special. 
 The next day LordBlah showed up with an early Christmas present from his parents.
 LordBlah in his natural habitat summoning the meat and spice demons to do his bidding. 
 "Holy moley she's a thick bitch" $20 pork loin from Costco.
 Stick it in the cooker. Take that however you want it you sicko.
 You can bet yer ass the Jager' consumption is at an optimal level.
 Fuckin' with a pressure cooker sure is good simple-minded fun!
 ButterFace and I cheersing bacon.
 Its always good to lube up yer arteries with lots of bacon grease before you stuff yer suckhole with pork loin.
 PrivateHambone is mesmerized.
 Boom bitch. Taste just like Phils Bbq. 
 LordBlah couldn't be happier.
 PrivateBaldy was present. getting a picture of him is like getting a photo of a bald yetti.
 How much jager do you think is coursing through LordBlah's veins? Send us an e-mail with yer guess and you might win a prize.
 ButterFace knows to never go to bed on an empty stomache, especially with a belly full of Bud Ice and Jager. Shits deadly.
 Clearly its getting close to bed time.
 Good night sweet prince.
 My mom hooked me up with a Triple Pot Slow Cooker. Chili cook off post coming soon!
 Best way to start the morning is with some corned beef hash and eggs.
 Lets make it a nice dozen, eh?
 Chunk that shit up with some chunks of cheese.
 Gotta have some morning brews.
Good eatin' right there. Thanks for checking in.
Stay tuned for the next Holiday and New Years Eat post part 2.
Eat...Fucking....Fiend!

-Sgt. Baconator

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