Mandatory Bloggery- KingBaby's Big Day

KingBaby has been engaged for a long time now.
Time to pay the piper...

Luce Loft in Downtown S.D.

Lookin' good Jake!

Garbage can duty.

Stinky was on top of it. 

Buildings being built.

A little sippy poo before the wedding.

Cheers!

Donut station. Amazing ass donuts with names like "maple bourbon", "lemon blueberry", "creme brule", and other fancy feasting names. Spoiler alert, the wife and I split a creme brule donut and it was divine intervention.

Beautimous.

Donald shading himself from the sun.

Like putting fools gold on a polished turd. A hobo could pull this off better than myself.

"DEAD MAN WALKING!"

Been a while since I've seen Papa Creen.

KingBaby gave the raddest groomsman gifts.

Drinking horns! Viking style!

The food has arrived!

Craigosaur showed up with his fancy ass boots!

Babs and WormTits. It was his second wedding he was performing.

Then supposedly retirement.

Puffer face time!

"Oh wait, am I in the way?" 

Always great to see Sarah and LokeTits.

KingBaby having a few final sluggs as a bachelor.

Pretty rude of me to be in the wedding and taking pics, but I had to get a shot of the bride. She looked beautiful. Good for you bub!

At this point I was sweating my balls off, it probably looked like I was crying. 

Nah, that's just me being fat.

Can't remember what's going down here.

My mom. Nicest woman ever. Love you Mom!

The bride getting a few bites in. EatFiend!

Pat was there. Everybody was feeling pretty good, and a bit drunk.

I present to you Mr. and Mrs. KingBaby!

At this point I pretty much chugged beers into a drunken stuper and my inner Larb and the music took over. I was so wasted I kept asking the DJ to play the "Thong Song".
Yea, that shit;s my jam.

Rarely ever is the Larb seen dancing, let alone caught on film.

I don't know what got into me, but clearly dancing like a jack ass is my forte.
Shit was bananas.
It is what it is...
Props to VeronaKitty for catching my sweet dance moves.

Then it was sexy Ruffles drunk model time.

Congrats KingBaby! May she make you better man with each passing day.
Love you bub.

Eat
Fucking
Fiend

-Sgt.Baconator