How Tuesday- Breakfast Bowl

How hard could it possibly be to make a breakfast bowl? 

I don't know, I found these pics on my phone and today is Tuesday, so fuck it.

 Step one- cook as much bacon as yer heart desires.

Random bacon related WWII Disney propaganda.

'Merica! Fuck yea.

 Step two- soft boil some eggs.  Throw them into boiling water and wait 6 minutes. You'll have some perfectly soft boiled eggs.

 Biscuit helped out.

 Step 3-Burnt toast with lots of butter.

 Step 4- chop that shit up!

 Chop that bacon up too!

 Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn!

 Step 5- Mix that shit up!

 Step 6- Crack them eggs open. Nice and runny.

I'm gonna make one right now.

EatFiends Breakfast Bowl Assault

Eat

Fucking

Fiend

-Sgt.Baconator

EatFiends UnCut Shit Show part 14 /Sahi Chronicles 19- New York, New York

Coming at you with a special edition of the UnCut Shit Show/ Sahi Chronicles special...

Capt.Sahi sent me a shitload of clips of him and himself shredding the streets of NYC.

All I did was edit the footage together, but I figured Capt.Sahi wouldn't mind if I threw it into the U.C.S.S.

Without

Further

Or

Due...

EatFiend
&
Fuck,Shit
 

Sahi Chronicles 18- Hang Ups

This addition of Sahi Chronicles is a video a friend of his filmed and edited called "Hang Ups".

I checked out the dudes YouTube channel, it's called "voltairerecords". It has some cool homie vids of 90's street skating in NYC and The Bay area as well as other random vids I didn't bother clicking on. Click here to browse the channel. 

Fuck, Shit

How Tuesday- Ramen Noodle Burgers

EatFiend is coming at you with another "How Tuesday".... Ramen style!

WormTits came up with the idea to make Ramen burgers from some website. Can't remember which one, so fuck it.

Alrighty, so first thing you need is a packet of Ramen noodles. I chose beef, 'cuz I'm the kind of freak that's into beef-on-beef action.

Cook that shit! Looking back on it, I should if added Sriracha or some sort of hot sauce.

Next time.

Strain that shit, yo!

I guess the only real "how to" portion is how to make the Ramen noodle bun. So, split yer ramen noodles into seperate bowls.

Cover one of the bowls with something that won't stick to the other bowl.

Then put the other bowl of noodles on top. This will mold the bun patties.

I added an extra bowl and a can of Chunky soup for added weight. Then throw it in the 'fridge for maybe ten minutes or so.

Of course bacon is being cooked!

On to the burger portion...

As you can see, tonights toppings will be grilled onions, sliced avocado and bacon!

See how the buns come out all bowl-like? Perfect!

Since the buns were a bit cold, we flash fried them in a bit of butter to warm them up. 

Warning: Don't do this, the butter will seperate the noodles and it will fall apart like mine did.

Next time, I'll just bake it in the oven for a quick 30 seconds. Then it will give it that crunchiness one desires.

This thing was delicious.

Added some curly fries too!
A meal fit for a King!

Eat

Fucking

Fiend

-Sgt.Baconator

Mandatory Bloggery- Arts N Crafts and Singin' in the Rain

 Haven't had Wendys for a minute. So good, I didn't even take a picture of the food.

 Smokin'!!!!!

 This pup was adorable.

 Art by BraindoneP. Click here to check out his YouTube channel. He rips on a skateboard.

 Home cooked and healthy. The wife knows how to do it right.

 This lil' bugger.

 He pushed a hole in the screen. What a little shit.

 Rainy days at the skatepark.

 Looks awesome if you ask me.

 Fog.

 The name of my new band "GasBoy666".

 This dude had a ripping part.

 Arts and crafts.

 Getting drunk and creating logos.

 Whatever.

 He mentioned old NastyNeil.

 Getting nerdy on YouTube.

 The Roadie...

 Satan

 Leaving messages for the roomate.

 Getting ready to go bar hopping in the rain.

Perfect excuse to wear the duster!

 For Tenn.

 This thing was sick.

 Like a semi erect nature cock.

 A gift for Capt.Sahi.

 What could it be?

Singin' in the rain!

EatFiend

-Sgt.Baconator