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Friday, May 18, 2012

Adventures With Capt.HamBone

Somedays you eat the bar and other days the bar eats you.
Being studious and trying to earn a college degree can be very stressful (school sucks) to those of us that don't like to be told what to do. This is an appropriate way to burn some steam. 
 Mr.DonGately himself. "No fotografia por favor."
 Marcatello doin' a gut check.
 It's happy hour so drinks are $1.50 for wells! Kadans rules!
 A shit load of alcohol and 5 hour energy drinks between these two...
 Then things started to get sexy...
 And the show started!
 Any given day at Kadan you can find WormTits workin' for drinks.
 "Tee-Hee!"
 "You want this?" The bartender didn't even care and I bet the crusty ol' drunk ladies were gettin' there ya-yas off.
 In case yer wondering what it would look like to have WormTits go down on ya.
 Look at the honkers!
 The show must go on.
 At this point we are drinking triples. Absolute madness.
Then PrivateHamBone left with some adobada nachos in hand to head home. DonGately and I were left to our own devious plans.
 Then I came home to my PrivateHamBone passed out on some girls lap.
Good night sweet prince.

Eat
Fucking
Fiend

-Sgt.Baconator

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