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Tuesday, May 29, 2012

EatFiend Karaoke Special

It Only Takes a Few....
Found myself at Gilly's Bar on El Cajon boulevard. This bar isn't for everyone, but if you want to just have a good 'ol time and blow some steam off this is the place to visit. It was a great night with a great crowd, so why not let loose on the karaoke machine!

I immediately asked BornRetard "what song are you singin'?" and he didn't even put up a fight. His response was "Devo", perfect.

BornRetard was shining bright this evening, with a belly full of beer and Devo's "Whip It" starting off who could have guessed what happened next...
Not only myself but about 12 other bar patrons went into a dancing frenzy and started running circles around BornRetard as he continued to sing. 
He absolutely killed it. Everyone loved him.
Luckily for me Maj.AssHole captured myself belting out a few bars singing "At a Medium Pace" by Adam Sandler. It's just a song I loved as a kid 'cuz it had so many swear words and the lyrics are hilarious.
Afterwards BornRetard insisted on singing this.
Absolutely awful. Immediately half of the bar cleared out. He was basically screaming like a drunk old hobo into the microphone.
What he lacks in general talent he makes up for in being hilarious. Even when he's not trying.
"You think dis guy gives a fuck???"
Oh yea, MumbleRetard was there too.
Basically I captured 2 BornRetards bouting it out.
Meh, thats what MumbleRetard gets for flicking a well deserved cigarette in BornRetards face.
BorenRetard functioning at full capacity at this moment. Meaning he was bumping into every fucking wall while mumbling about some sort of bozo-jibberish.
LordBlah grace us with his presence. Notice he doesn't look so pasty. He's been tanning.
After party brews were consumed as Nihilist blared through DonGately and Maj.Asshole's home.
PrivateHamHock says sweet dreams.

Eat
Fucking
Fiend

-Sgt.Baconator

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