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Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Enough to Feed an Army

Spent last Sunday watching football and sippin' some brews. After a day of screaming at the t.v. one can build quite the appetite. Thats why I cooked chicken-parmesan with spaghetti and meat sauce.
 Gotta set the mood with a lil' Eazy-E.
 Thaw out some chicken, check. Bread crumbs, eggs, chopped peppers, check check check. Bloody mary, OH HELLS YEA!
 1lb. and a half of ground beef, 1 green pepper, one red and 2 cans of gravy.
 Change of tunes, keep this rap thing goin'.
 Pound and a half of spaghetti.
 Strain that shit, make sure you splash some gravy in there so the spaghetti don't stick to the pot.
 Don't just stare at it, eat it.
 Can always count on Wormtits to help out.
 Lots of cheese. Yes please.
 At this point I started getting a bit sloppy due to trouble with my motor skills. I still managed to cook a good chicken parmesan, just managed to destroy it in the process. It all ends up to be poop anyways, right?
Enough to feed an army...

-Sgt. Baconator

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