Woke up the next mornig and required Guinness and a burrito to chase away any hangover. Ever been to Kadans? 30th and Adams Avenue. Daily happy hour 5pm-7pm $1.50 wells, $2 PBR and a nice selection of beers on tap.
They got cool shit hangin' on the walls like swords, maces, axes and other cool zombies bludgeoning tools. I guess if I were Shaun in "Shaun of the Dead", I'd tell all of my friends to meet me at this bar for its sweet booze and the weapons hanging on the wall.
I'd say half the time GarbageLife was here he bitched about how bad Nor-Cal burritos are. Here he is respectively performing some EatFiendary.
After Kadans one should stop and hit up the liquor store right? Afterall, there is no such thing as one drink. Luckily for GarbageLife I had the good sense to "ice" his ass.
(Anybody that doesn't know what "icing" is, it's when you present yer drinkin' mate with a bottle of Smirnoff Ice and you say the magic words "Icing!". If yer friend plays "Icing" he must obey the rules and take a knee and chug that bottle of syrupy-sugar of goodness. If not then you can declare him a bitch!)
I however chose to kick back and enjoy some nice smooth Spaten-Oktoberfest.
The next day we decided to start of the day by making some damn good hot dogs.
Bean, cheese, onion-dog with an ice cold brew for breakfast.
After all its gonna take a while for this 18lb. bird to thaw out.
WormTits got busy weaving some bacon. You didn't think I'd forget to put bacon in this post did you?
Even Cos did his part and helped chop up some potatoes. He was so good at it he shoulda' joined the Army. I can't remember whether we skated this day or not, they say the mind is the first thing to go...
GarbageLife was in an asian-sensation mood and made us some damn good pot-stickers. Gotta have a few Asahi's if yer gonna get down in the pot-sticker life.
I give to you the bacon covered turkey. We wrapped the whole turkey in bacon including the drum sticks. Basted it every 20 minutes in its own turkey/bacon grease for 3.5 hours @ 325 degrees.
The turkey didn't last very long. The whole bird was consumed by a hoard of drunken blood thirsty men at the end of the nite. I was hyped my 1st turkey came out this way, Truck even said it was the best turkey he ever had! Fuck yea Truck!
The next day I met up with a BornRetard who was too wasted to even take care of himself.
To any ladies out there that like there butthole eaten'.... this dude is homeless.
We've all been there, except it take like 4 people to carry me.
Hope you all enjoyed it. Keep following. See you for Larbmas and NewYearsEat!
Eat
Fucking
Fiend
Yer friend, foe, allie.
-Sgt. Baconator
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