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Wednesday, March 26, 2014

A Public Service Announcement- Never Go Full Retard

Never go full retard...
Sometimes going full retard just happens. BornRetard would know this better than any of us, so I'd like to dedicate this post to him. 
One time we partied with Jonah Hill and he went full retard and passed out with his shoes on!
Y'know what happens when you leave yer shoes on and pass out in front of a bunch of dick heads, right?... Oh wait that's CommNBeef. 2006? Who knows.
I guess having Robert Downey Jr. break it down like this really speaks to me...
In a fartin-in-bathtubs kinda way...
Yep, that's me in all my glory. Sometimes ya gotta ruin the night by blacking out before everyone else does and smash a few windows, throw up all over the place and piss yerself...
note the duct tape wrapped around my hoof. 
Sometimes ya just gotta have a big serving of humble pie.

Shout out to DonaldGately for the epic photo of his perspective.



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