Mandatory Bloggery- Mormon Bachelor Party

Last weekend was a bit of a doozy...

 Went to a bar in dtsd with the wife to celebrate a friends birthday. I must have drank atleast 8 pints of Anchor Steam. Love that stuff.

 Found a sick new spot. Certainly would be a dream come true to scratch a backside grind on this bitch. Let's get it fellas!

 A drunken few hours later, I closed my eyes and clicked my heels three times and boom! I wound up in a limo with a buncha Mormon friends for some good 'ol fashioned bachelkor party fun!

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa SSSSSSSSSssssssssssssssssssssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam!

 We rolled up like a bunch of pimps to the local Imperial Beach Boll Weevil! 

Like a boss!

 Used to come here when I was in high school and drink beer because they never checked id's.

A brief trip down memory lane.

 It was a party, so naturally Sam started hitting the Dr. Pepper pretty hard.

 I was helping myself to a little sippy-poo myself!

 Had a few Sculpins too!

 Pulled pork sandwich. Perfect amount of food to keep my drunk ass going.

 Sams brother ordered Sam a double 12 ounce 8 strip of bacon burger of madness!

You knwo I had to get a clip of him chowin' down!

 He may not have finished the burger, but he sure did wear that titty-crown like a fucking boss!

Afterwards we ended up at East Village Bowling Tavern. Stoked!

 His brother was pulling out all the stops.

 Just like I imagined, Sam rolled like a fucking boss!

He also killed it every game.

Watch the whole thing. It's super sick!

The next morning, crepes on Mums day with me mummsy!

EatFiend

-Sgt.Baconator