EatFiend @ Luigis By The Beach & Tiki Adventure Mini Golf, Mission Beach

Been on the injury list as of late, nothing more could make the wife happier to have me all to herself....
So why not spend a day eating some good grub and having some fun in Mission Beach!

Our plan was to eat at Luigis on the Bay located in Mission Beach, 3210 Mission Boulevard 92109.

First we started off with some cheese sticks. Nice and crunchy on the outside, warm and gooey on the inside.

This place gets an automatic 5 stars for having ranch bottles at every table. You a restaurant owner with ranch bottles on yer table, eh? I say yous a mother fuckin' G!

I'm a man that loves his ranch.

Ranch dressing video of the week.

So here's the deal: Giant slice of cheese pizza (bigger than a small pie) $5.50, plus and extra $1.50 per topping. If you and a friend can eat a whole pie of this doughy, cheesy goodness in less than an hour, yer pie is free!

So greedy, I only needed one slice. Perhaps I could have eaten two slice if I didn't have any cheese sticks. But I gotta have my fucking cheese sticks. The fat kid inside me is the boss.

Then we walked across the street, past the roller coaster to our mini golf destination.

"Tiki Town Adventure Golf" located at 3116 Mission blvd. 92109. This is the old location of Emerald Shitty. Good riddance I say.

On the property, there is all kinds of adventerous structured fun and other shit.

Pass.

$8 per person to play a round of golf inside of the old Emerald Shitty building. I love mini golf, so the wife and I gave it a go.

It was weird right off the bat because there are no markers to put yer ball on. I guess I've been spoiled by Boomers.

Pineapple hut.

Dole. What the hell does that word mean?

A few animatronic talking things here and there...

Scary ass lizard.

Native.

I assume this is where employees go and fuck.

Gotta give it to them, they did make a cool environment.

Mini golf madness.

Kook.

There were alot of people, but it was nice to play in the shade. It was hot as fuck.

Cool interesting obstacles. No bottles of ranch dressing, though.

Obligatory golfer photo.

I didn't get it, but it gives me an excuse to go back.

The final hole was easily the most bad ass one.

Fuck it, not sure if we are coming back so we might as well get a dole whip anyway.

My first and it was goooooooooooooooooooood!

EatFiend

-Sgt.Baconator